Half-Assed like you've never seen it before!

There have been a lot of posts lately about boobs, or so it seems. I thought I would point out something that has always cracked me up for my Half-Assed post this weekend, that I hope will entertain both the guys and the girls around these parts.

The Simple Dude's brain child

Now I know all of you aren't country music fans, and some might think this is a very hick song. Personally, the video cracks me up more than anything. My niece hates it because she says it objectifies women. I think it shows how stupid boys are and how easily they are stunned speechless and can no longer function because their lower head takes over. If you watch the video, HE isn't doing anything except losing his mind and being sexy as hell. The women are the ones rubbing all over him. I would do the same damn thing if I could get close to that body. I'm sorry, but he just oozes sex appeal and is ALL man in all of his 6'6" glory. Once you see the video, you'll know why calling this a Half-Assed post is a bit funny.

If you know anything about Trace Adkins (and if you don't, let me educate you), he is just a big nut. So I hope you enjoy this in the spirit I think the song and video were intended...

If this offends you, then feel free to press on in your Reader and I hope you enjoy your weekend. I've never been known for pleasing everyone.

White lies don't count, right?

Source

Yesterday, I listed 5 things and told you to figure out which one was true. Well, they all had some level of truth to them, so I didn't TOTALLY lie to you. Your comments were cracking me the hell up though! It took everything I had not to comment back, but I was afraid I would give something away. I'm really surprised more of you didn't pick the correct one, but I think you were all concentrating on the one answer a little more than I expected. I see how you all are, and that's why I love each and every one of you!

I think I am going to be like Mynx and just say, if you haven't done this one yet then go steal the button for the award off of my post yesterday and consider it gifted to you. So many of you have already done it that I don't want to make you repeat it.

On with the answers!

1. I own 3 guns and plan to take the class to be able to carry a concealed weapon.

I actually own 2 guns, a shotgun and a pistol. The shotgun was a gift from my ex-husband. Yes, he's a hopeless romantic. Do you see why I couldn't bear to be with him anymore? The pistol I bought myself, but I do plan on going to get the license to be able to carry a concealed weapon. Pretty much my whole family is going to do it.


2. I once dropped a pickle jar on my foot and my sister came in to help but passed out from seeing all of the blood.

This was the most popular selection for all of you. This did really happen, but not to me. Sister #1 passed out when she found Sister #3 with her foot bleeding from dropping a pickle jar on it. Mom came in and had to take both of them to the hospital.


3. I was pregnant once.

I was actually pregnant twice when I was married a LONG time ago. I had two miscarriages. Long story, but they think it was because of my husband's "contribution." Anyway, no sympathy needed as it ended up being a blessing of sorts since I didn't have to spend the rest of my life dealing with the jerk-wad and his crazy ass family!


4. I performed the wedding ceremony to marry my nephew to his wife.

This is actually the one that is true. I am a notary public, and in the state of South Carolina that's all you need to be able to marry a couple. They wanted to get married 2 years ago before Christmas so I offered to do it to save them some money. 


5. I have been caught by the cops having sex in a car 3 times.

I am so sorry to disappoint you all, but this only happened 2 times. This was the second most popular answer, but really the first if I went with what you all WANTED the answer to be. So you all wanted me to be this wanton woman who has sex in a car all the time? I see! It actually happened both times with my ex when we were engaged. Hey, we both lived with our parents so where else were we supposed to do it? The really embarrassing part was that his best friend's Mom heard about the first time on the police scanner the night it happened. I was MORTIFIED to be around that woman for the longest time after that. But it's kinda sorta true, so are you happy with that? 

Post-It Note Tuesday

I thought I would attempt what Sam does over on A Redhead Named Sam for little tidbits that cross my mind.

So, if you want to do the same, go to this site to make them. It's so easy, you won't believe it. And let me know so I can go check them out when you post them.