|"I am not nearly as innocent as I look, but don't you love me anyway?"|
She is the best watch dog ever! She hears and smells and sees things I've never even seen another dog notice. She notices planes up in the sky, for God's sake. One thing I love about her is that she can spot a bug in my house in a second! I hate bugs, so having her point them out to me so I can rid the world of them is just fine with me.
|"I know I didn't put on my makeup today, but what the hell is wrong with that dog?"|