Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Blonde Moments

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A friend and I were discussing things you do that make you want to slap yourself in the forehead the second after to say, "What the hell were you thinking? That was about a dumbass thing to do!" The other night I was getting Bailey some water, of course in her Steelers bowl. I had the remote in my other hand when I picked up her bowl. Instead of setting the remote on the counter, which would have been the smart thing to do, I put it in the crook of the arm I was holding the bowl in. I turned on the water and filled the bowl. Just as I turned off the water, the remote started to slip. What did my brilliant mind decide to do? I snatched that arm close to me to catch it and threw about half of the bowl of water right down the front of my shirt. Brilliant! Bailey even jumped back away from me and gave me a look that said, "Are you epileptic or what?"

So of course, this friend had to share something she had done the night before that was equally as stupid. Her boyfriend had stayed the night the night before and she was in the hurry to get to work that morning. She asked him to let the dog out for her, but he had decided to sleep in. When she got home, she took her shoes off and went walking across the kitchen only to step on a throw rug that had been pissed on.
Why is it that stepping in piss with a sock on is so much more gross than even stepping in it with a bare foot? Is that just me? My friend whole-heartedly agreed with me on that one.

Anyway, the blonde moment came after that. She took the rug outside to clean it. Did she lay it down and put something on it to scrub it clean? No, that would have been the logical move. Instead she proceeded to shake it out. I'm sorry but that beats my water thing. Of course, she ended up with pee all over her and had to go shower after she finished cleaning the rug. I laughed so hard when she told me, and she'd probably be mortified that I wrote about it here. Good thing she doesn't know about this blog. 

I often have these blonde moments, but I'm allowed. I am a natural blonde, so I have an excuse. Plus, it's an easy excuse for doing something that is just really damn stupid. Have a blonde moment story you want to share with my followers? Let me know!


Nicki said...

Biggest blonde moment...hmmmm...God there are so many...okay. Got it.

Once I put handsoap on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. And went to brush my teeth like normal.

Yep. I'm a winner.

Oilfield Trash said...

Stepping in piss is not fun regardless of what you have on your feet.

Canadianbloggergirl said...

Loved the blond moment stories, I'll have to think of one of the many I've had.


Bouncin' Barb said...

That was too funny and it makes me realize that as much as I loved my dogs I don't miss the dog piss and the clean up and the shampooing and the blah, blah, blah....Thanks for that.

FreeFlying said...

Ha! Y'all are both awesome. And I totally agree with you about it being even worse with a sock on. It's like the material sucked up an extra amount of grossness.

p.s. I've used that dog picture before. Does he not just make you want to run out, find him, snatch him away from his owners, and hide him in your room forever. I love him so much.

J.Day said...

One evening as I was getting ready for work, I was obviously NOT awake and used my face wash as my shampoo and my shampoo as my face wash.

Unfortunately, the shampoo was not Johnson & Johnson.

How's that for a brunette blonde moment? lol

The Vegetable Assassin said...

So, what I'm thinking is, you threw water on your shirt DELIBERATELY because subconsciously it's all about wet t-shirt competitions with you. Because you can take the girl out of South Carolina however.... :)

I do blonde things every day and I'm only a STRAWBERRY blonde. It's just that the blonde side takes over and kicks the redhead part of me's ass.

twilightgazing said...

I'm a krunchie and just love being one. All of last summer I placed my windscreen sun protector, with the Betty Boop ("It's all about me") print showing to the world. It wasn't until this summer, I suddenly thought shouldn't the silver lining be showing to the world, to enable the heat to be reflected? Uh yep. In my defence, why have a print if you can't show it off?

bruce said...

noice blond pic!

about 6 months ago i locked my keys in the truck...

but the worst was when i locked the keys in my mother's car while running in a friends driveway.

thankfully, the spare was at my house two doors away.

unfortunatly the house was locked... and my house key? with the car keys in the car ignition.

thankfully a window was unlocked. but the plant sitting on the shelf under the window, didn't fare so well...

it's not just a blond thing, right?

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Krissy said...

Nicki.. OMG that toothbrush would have to go, but that is an awesome example! You are a sooo a winner!

OT.. Very true.

CBG.. I can't wait to hear them. We've all had them, males and females alike.

Barb.. I'm glad you liked them. But dogs bring so much joy into our lives! Pee can be cleaned, and it doesn't last forever if you train them right.

FreeFlying.. Thanks! And thanks for stopping by! I'm so glad you agree about the sock factor. Yes, that puppy picture is awesome and I want to rescue him from whoever made him feel that way.

J.Day.. Okay, I feel much worse for your hair than I do your face. So sorry, but I loved the example! :)

Krissy said...

Assassin.. Thanks for stopping by! Yeah, that was it, btw. I was all about the wet t-shirt thing regardless of who was around to appreciate me in all of my glory. You figured me out on the first visit, so am I going to bore you now? Hey, the guys around here have been begging for boobage.

twilight.. I love that! Hey, Betty would be proud of you that you tried to show her off. Who wants her looking inside an empty vehicle?

bruce.. I knew you of all people would appreciate the picture after all the whining you guys did about my hot guys post. Yes, it's a blonde thing, whether you are blonde or not.. and male or female. Deal with it, dear! I did that with the keys in the car running once, btw. I'll have to do a post on that one.

becca said...

i have too many blonde moments to remember them all said...

I do those kinds of things all the time - like sticking my hand into a garbage disposal when it's running. HELLO, I JUST TURNED IT ON! Thank goodness I didn't lose a hand or even finger on that one. I try to repress all the memories, but they still haunt me.

Krissy said...

becca... Don't we all, dear?

Robyn.. OMG! My sister once stuck her hand into a riding lawnmower blade to clean it out. We were SOOO lucky on that one. Please don't have THOSE kind of blonde moments anymore, hon.

ib said...

Oooh, ooh, I have one. That I'm willing to share that is.

My wife called me one day and wanted to know if I could meet her at Wendy's for lunch. I'm always game for Dave's daughter so I agreed. While eating our food, I looked out of the window and saw a truck (Ford Bronco II) that looked exactly like the one I owned at the time. Without batting an eye, I looked at my wife and said, "hey look, it's Tater(my nickname) Now, it only took a few seconds for me to realize what I had said. The look on Beth's face was classic. After an akward silence, she asked me "are you still at Wendy's with me or did you just pass Wendy's in your truck? Just curious."

ib said...

I was displeased to see that the boobies were tooned. I mean, she is hot and if I happened to be, say, Shaggy from Scooby Doo, I would hit that in the Mystery Van. But, I'm not a toon. Woe is me.

Krissy said...

ib... Oh, the things I need to say to you, dear one. First, Tater!.. You have many blonde moments and I love you for that! Why do you think we keep you around, you bikini wearing hottie?! Secondly, Beth is a gem! Hold on to that woman.

Last but not least, the boobage was cartoonage because I hope to someday keep myself out of the porn blog circuit but give some of you men something to look at. You whined so bad after my hot men post before. :) So see? I'm saving you and me with that cartoon.

On My Soapbox said...

I can't think of anything major at the moment, but I have been known to go to the mailbox occasionally with my shirt buttoned wrong (i.e. buttons in wrong buttonhole). And I'm not even naturally blond, it just looks like it!

Anonymous said...

Biggest blonde moment for me...I can't think of one off the top of my head but trust me there is a lot.

Just ask Cam Man. He finds pleasure in watching me act blonde.

This reminds me of Donna from That 70's Show when Eric's mom calls her a slut and says, "Just because you dyed it blonde doesn't mean the red isn't there!"

What does that even mean?!

Don said...

A girl I rode the bus with to high school constantly complained about one ailment or another. One morning after hearing her latest complaint I decided to tell her that she was just a little hypochondriac, but I guess I had a blond moment because I accused her of being a nymphomaniac.

Krissy said...

Soapbox.. That qualifies in my mind, especially because it makes you go back inside wondering who just saw you like that.

Adorkable.. Are you saying you are the black sheep of the blonde family? :) At least that quote did what it was meant to do. It got stuck in your mind, whether it made sense or not.

Don.. I love that! You are definitely in our club for that one.

Katsidhe said...

I've done so many blonde things that it became an entire subset of my one journal called Stupid Kat Tricks. =P

Isn't it fun when even the dog looks at you like you're an idiot? ^_^;

Krissy said...

Katsidhe.. I'll have to check out your posts about it. Thanks so much for stopping by! I hope you like what you saw and decide to stick around. It's definitely funny to get those looks from your dog. Makes me wish I had a camera ready at all times.

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