Tuesday, February 15, 2011

White lies don't count, right?

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Yesterday, I listed 5 things and told you to figure out which one was true. Well, they all had some level of truth to them, so I didn't TOTALLY lie to you. Your comments were cracking me the hell up though! It took everything I had not to comment back, but I was afraid I would give something away. I'm really surprised more of you didn't pick the correct one, but I think you were all concentrating on the one answer a little more than I expected. I see how you all are, and that's why I love each and every one of you!

I think I am going to be like Mynx and just say, if you haven't done this one yet then go steal the button for the award off of my post yesterday and consider it gifted to you. So many of you have already done it that I don't want to make you repeat it.

On with the answers!

1. I own 3 guns and plan to take the class to be able to carry a concealed weapon.

I actually own 2 guns, a shotgun and a pistol. The shotgun was a gift from my ex-husband. Yes, he's a hopeless romantic. Do you see why I couldn't bear to be with him anymore? The pistol I bought myself, but I do plan on going to get the license to be able to carry a concealed weapon. Pretty much my whole family is going to do it.


2. I once dropped a pickle jar on my foot and my sister came in to help but passed out from seeing all of the blood.

This was the most popular selection for all of you. This did really happen, but not to me. Sister #1 passed out when she found Sister #3 with her foot bleeding from dropping a pickle jar on it. Mom came in and had to take both of them to the hospital.


3. I was pregnant once.

I was actually pregnant twice when I was married a LONG time ago. I had two miscarriages. Long story, but they think it was because of my husband's "contribution." Anyway, no sympathy needed as it ended up being a blessing of sorts since I didn't have to spend the rest of my life dealing with the jerk-wad and his crazy ass family!


4. I performed the wedding ceremony to marry my nephew to his wife.

This is actually the one that is true. I am a notary public, and in the state of South Carolina that's all you need to be able to marry a couple. They wanted to get married 2 years ago before Christmas so I offered to do it to save them some money. 


5. I have been caught by the cops having sex in a car 3 times.

I am so sorry to disappoint you all, but this only happened 2 times. This was the second most popular answer, but really the first if I went with what you all WANTED the answer to be. So you all wanted me to be this wanton woman who has sex in a car all the time? I see! It actually happened both times with my ex when we were engaged. Hey, we both lived with our parents so where else were we supposed to do it? The really embarrassing part was that his best friend's Mom heard about the first time on the police scanner the night it happened. I was MORTIFIED to be around that woman for the longest time after that. But it's kinda sorta true, so are you happy with that? 

19 comments:

Katsidhe said...

OMG isn't awful when you're young and your parents know people on the police force?! My mother WORKED for the police department so when I got caught being naughty, not only did I know that cop, but my mom immediately knew about it. Bollocks.

Don said...

One word: M O T E L

A Redhead Named Sam said...

How sweet of you to marry them! :)

And this: "The really embarrassing part was that his best friend's Mom heard about the first time on the police scanner the night it happened." Would be utterly embarrassing. Hahahaha.

Bouncin' Barb said...

Ok..I'll accept getting caught 2x instead of 3. My kinda gal! hehe

ib said...

I have been caught in a car one time but could have been caught a time or ten more. Like they say, let the good times roll.

lyndylou said...

ha ha ha brilliant! Getting caught twice is good enough for me you and I laughed out loud when I read about the police scanner.

Miley said...

AWESOME!! I think I chose #4 as the truth so I feel all proud.
If I didn't then I'm just having a blonde moment... oh, and i'm a liar. ;)

I figured there was some truth to all of them, just wasn't sure how much haha.

Look at you, a little slut, getting caught not once but TWICE by the cops! Considering my younger years and the amount of times I did it in a car, I have to think you MUST have been having WAY more sex than me... or I'm just tons smarter - I never got caught! Get you some, girl! :D

AmberLaShell said...

yay, I chose the right one! I am an ordained minister and I married my friend to her husband so they could save money too. Great job!

amberlashell.com

caterpillar said...

lol....I hadn't read the previous post, but I definitely got to know a few truths now...:)

On My Soapbox said...

So there was a bit of truth in all of those?? I knew it! It was a trick! ;-)

The Adorkable Ditz said...

Well the truth is sweet but too bad the last one was a lie ;)

haha.

I'll steal it soon I promise.

The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Caught by the cops twice? You're still my hero.
xoRobyn

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

PS unrelated: Krissy, thanks for joining my networked blogs. i had to remove it -for now- because the darn feed isn't working. Just letting you know.
Be well. xo

Krissy said...

Katsidhe.. That had to suck!

Don.. We were young! We didn't have that kinda money.

Sam.. I loved every minute of it. :)

Barb.. I'm glad you approve. LOL

ib.. Amen to that! Ahhh, the good old days.

lyndy.. Glad I made you happy with my antics and could make you laugh. :)

Miley.. One of the times, we were careless. The other time it was a friend's fault. I'll explain sometime. :)

Krissy said...

Amber.. Yes, you did! Good job and thanks!

caterpillar.. Yes, you did. :)

Soapbox.. I couldn't make it easy on ya! ;)

Adorkable.. Well, it wasn't totally a lie!

Robyn.. LMAO... I'm so honored. :)

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