Monday, February 14, 2011

I wouldn't lie to you!

I got this little ditty from lyndylou over at The Giggle Fest on Friday. Ain't it cute? She is a funny Scottish lass who you will really enjoy so go check her out. Wait, now. After you read this, and comment. Then you should go check her out. Sometimes she doesn't wear anything under her kilt, fellas. Honest!

Now I have to tell you 4 lies about myself and 1 truth, and it's your job to figure out which one is the truth. This immediately got my evil mind to working. Hmmmm... Oh, the web of lies I could weave. Wait, I hate spiders. Get that out of my head now! Awwww.. Look at the cute bear on the picture. Much better... Ahem.

So here I go with the lies... or are they lies?

1. I own 3 guns and plan to take the class to be able to carry a concealed weapon.

2. I once dropped a pickle jar on my foot and my sister came in to help but passed out from seeing all of the blood.

3. I was pregnant once.

4. I performed the wedding ceremony to marry my nephew to his wife.

5. I have been caught by the cops having sex in a car 3 times.

Which one is the truth? I hope I made it hard enough for you to throw you off the scent. I'll pass this on tomorrow, but feel free to tell me if you haven't received this one so I'm not making people repeat the same award they've just gotten.


Jumble Mash said...

I would say #2 but it would be so awesome if #5 was true:)

Oilfield Trash said...

#1 is true.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... is #4 true?

StephanieC said...

I dare to be different, and wonder just how wild you are behind that bull and butterfly... so I say #5!!


Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?

Anonymous said...

#2 is true. (though it would be awesome if it were #5!)

A Redhead Named Sam

Krissy said...

You guys are cracking me up! It is taking everything I have to bite my tongue and not respond. :)

lyndylou said...

I want no 5 to be true!!! lol but if not, I will go for no 3, just to be different :) said...

I'm going with #2 because it's so random.

bruce said...

i will say number 3...

(and i just did this a week ago from jewels, FYI)

Alessandra said...

I say it's # 2. why would you make that up, it doesn't really involve you doing something stupid (besides dropping the jar on you foot I mean...)

AmberLaShell said...

I am going with #4! (I am a ordained minister, so I have to go w/that one)

Bouncin' Barb said...

I'm going with #5. If that's not true I'll be disappointed.

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Canadianbloggergirl said...

certainly has to be #5


bluzdude said...

If #5 is true then #3 wouldn't be a surprise. I say #2 is false and I'm guessing you dropped the jar on your foot but your sister didn't pass out.

Miley said...

I'm with Bluz on the logic... for all of it.

I think #4 is true. Only because it's weird and owning a gun isn't weird in the south. At least not in "these parts" ;)

Jimmy said...

When I was a cop I once caught the same girl having sex in a car three different times...let me see your identification :)

Seriously I will say #1 is true

On My Soapbox said...

I'm going to guess #2, but it would be funny if it was #5! I don't know if I would admit to it, though. ;-)

Don said...

Lifting my mind out of the gutter I'll go with number 2.

Krissy said...

Jimmy, the question is was the girl with the same guy all 3 times? :)

Everyone, the answers have been posted today. Thanks for that. It was a lot of fun!

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