Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I tried to get a life.. Honestly!

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Friday night I was bored out of my mind for some reason. Normally I'm fine with my solitary existence, even though my pitifulness is sad for you viewers at times. (Hey, did you know spell check thinks pitifulness is okay? Who knew?! Why hasn't it figured out "ginormous" is a word yet?) Anyway, I texted several people to see what they were up to. (Texted isn't a word yet either, by the way.) Apparently, they were all having too much freaking fun to answer me. Rude, right? I mean, I'm trying to get a life here, people!

Eventually a friend of mine answered and said she was at her nephew's birthday party so I should come out to her sister's place at the river to have a few cocktails with the adults and enjoy the view. I told her I had to change, and she fussed that no one was dressed up. Ummm, I think you want me to at least put a bra on, ya nut! I'm considerate that way.

She ended up meeting me at the store because she figured I would have trouble finding it. Good thing she did because as she took me off the paved road and down this scary path, I'm sure I would have chickened out and gone home had I been taking this journey alone. I mean, talk about being right in the middle of town and feeling like you stepped into the movie Deliverance! I am going to have to take pictures of it for you next time. I was a bit worried about my safety on the first trip.
Source - South Park had George Lucas and Steven Spielberg  make Indy "squeal like a pig." Is nothing sacred to those freaks? NOT what I expected when I did a search for that phrase, although I never expected to search for that phrase!
Of course, I had enough cocktails later on in the night to tell the wonderful host of this party that I felt like I was stepping into said movie as I drove up. I felt bad. Kinda. I mean, I DID really feel that way as I was driving down the path. And yes, I'm calling it a path because it sure didn't look like much of a road! But they were nice enough to invite me to their home.. I'm glad she laughed about it. I was worried. For a second.

We had a pretty good time though. The moon was so full that you could pretty much see the whole river. Well, our piece of it anyway. You know what I meant!

Their house was absolutely beautiful, and I decided that I hate them. My bedroom could fit inside their walk-in closet for God's sake! But I've been invited back for a huge 4th of July thing they do down there every year. So I must not have been too bad of a guest. Unless they regretted it the next day. They are just stuck with me now, suckers!

20 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

You shouldn't hate them for having a bigger place. Oh wait that is what our government wants us to do, hate people who have had success. lol

Katsidhe said...

I think you had it backwards: it's inconsiderant of you to put *on* the bra, dear.~

I'm sure the gentlemen would agree.

Yvonne said...

You're too funny! I'm with you though, I would have driven out there only to turn around upon realizing that I was in some kind of Blair Witch Project scene! :)

J.Day said...

I've been down roads like that. I usually think, "Um, isn't this how all those teen slasher flicks start? Innocent fun down a scary road in the middle of NOWHERE?"

And I've tried to get a life, too. Most times it just flies back into my face.... like spitting in the wind or something. Now I just go out and "shoo cow". lol

Krissy said...

OT.. I said nothing about success, just the size of their stuff. :)

Kat.. There were children present. I didn't want to give someone a concussion if they walked to close. LOL Or would that be concushion?

Yvonne.. I'm glad my fear level amused you. It did me too once I saw the house in the clearing! Scary crap that path leading to it though.

J.Day.. Exactly! I always yell at those stupid kids in the movies, dammit! And now you just get cow poo slung at you.. LOL.

Average Girl said...

LOL...you are such a funny chick!

Jotter Girl said...

Can you call and ask them if you can bring along Ned Beatty as your date?

Sandra said...

Yes, but at least you didn't tell the host you were braless :) ...although that might have gotten you even more cocktails and a ride home! This way you wouldn't be lonely the next week!

becca said...

love the story. hugs

bruce said...

i agree with kat...braless boobies...

but i am a bit drunk...

John McElveen said...

Sounds great--is that Banjo music in the background?

Glad you has a good time and enjoyed the MOONSHINE! ar ar!

J

Krissy said...

AG.. Thank ya, thank ya. :)

JG.. I'm thinking that would take it a step too far, but what the hell?!

Sandra.. Well, damn. Why didn't I think of that? Wait.. There was no one at that party I wanted to spend a week with. :(

Becca.. Thanks! *hugs*

Bruce.. This was not a boob post! But I guess they all are with this crowd. Ha!

John.. I KNOW I would have left if I heard banjo music!

Nicki said...

I need to call my parents and instruct them to have a daughter ASAP so I can have a sister with a huge place on the river.

Mrs. Tuna said...

After a little wine you probably didn't even notice there fancy ass place. See you changed your profile picture too, a kinder gentler Taurus?

A Beer for the Shower said...

Actually, in Deliverance, it was the fat guy that got raped. Since you're a woman, I'm sure you'd have been just fine...

Krissy said...

Nicki.. No, you just need to get a huge place by the river that we can all come party at! :) Not that I would deny you a new sibling...

Mrs. Tuna.. Actually the cocktails just helped me notice how creative her decorating ideas were. I still hate her.. LOL... How is that bull kinder than one with a butterfly on it's nose? :) It was all a part of the creation of my wonderful friends for the new blog look.

Beer.. Wait.. what? I couldn't be raped b/c I'm a woman or they wouldn't make me squeal like a pig. I'm so confused now!

Don said...

Since when do bulls wear bras?

Raven said...

I thought about getting a life. Then I realized that I don't really like people. So, I decided to stick with my rich and vivid fantasy life.

diisonii1 said...

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