Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Google geniuses

I have seen someone else do this on a blog, and I can't remember who. But I thought it was funny as hell, so I thought I'd try it. Start typing in a Google search and you will see what geniuses out there are searching for.

What I typed in: What the hell


What I got:
1. What the hell is a gigawatt?
2. What the hell is a hufflepuff?
3. What the hell is a g6?
4. What the hell has obama done?


So I thought I would educate my fellow (insert catchy name for my followers I haven't come up with yet).

1. Apparently this is the title to a song by Four Year Strong? Okay, if you say so. I am so out of the loop with modern music.
Awwwww, aren't they festive?
For those of you who thought that was an educational search like me, a gigawatt is one billion watts. So it would curl your hair permanently, my friends. 

2. Apparently this is some group on Facebook (What the hell is a Hufflepuff? is actually the groups name) and it's a reference to Harry Potter's something or other. I'm not into that movie or the books like a lot of people are. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I just haven't seen the appeal. This is the description of the group on the Facebook page.
"For those Hufflepuffs who are ignored by Dumbledore and all the wizarding world :(

Let's raise our voice, Huffies!

Brilliant quote from "A Very Potter Musical"


Yeah, I think someone has been huffing something, anyway. I'm not sure I'd want my group to be called Huffies, but then I guess Puffers wouldn't be any better.
It's almost more disturbing what you get with Google image searches!

3. G6 can refer to many things including a howitzer, a musical note, cars, and planes. I feel pretty confident they were searching for the G6 that was the precursor to the G8 though right? At least I'm hoping they weren't searching for a howitzer! The G6 I am referring to is of course the group of the 6 largest nations that made up the European Union.

4. Now on to the Obama issue... Well, since this search is the one that made me laugh the most, I had to check it out to see what comes up. Apparently, someone cared enough to buy the site www.whatthehellhasobamadonesofar.com. Ya know, I don't think I've ever been mad enough to buy a website just to bitch about something. But more power to ya if you have! You would not believe how many sites came up with this question though, and I found it funny that I didn't see one mention of his dumb ass wonderfully deserved Nobel Peace Prize. 
Now do you feel more educated for having read this post? In summary, we have huffing G6 members who don't understand Obama and want to buy howitzers or jolt him with a gigawatt? Hmmmm, I don't think that's what I was supposed to learn from that exercise, but I hope the FBI isn't all over me for saying so. 

16 comments:

Jumble Mash said...

Hilarious! I've seen quite a few people do the Google search thing, but I don't think I've ever seen someone actually educate the searchers.

Krissy said...

I've giving that way, JM. :)

Oilfield Trash said...

Hilarious.

Simple Dude said...

I think I am smarter than Google, but apparently not smarter then a braniacs using it to search for random crap... but thanks to you I now feel educated!

SD

Krissy said...

Thanks, OT!

@SD.. I must say I feel like I have arrived! I have educated the Simple Dude and still managed to get him to follow me somehow. Wooo hooo! :) Thanks, seriously. So glad to have you around my little piece of the world.

J.Day said...

Harry Potter is all about the Gryffindors versus the Slytherins. Huffelpuffs and Ravenclaws got the short end of the stick.

And I love the t-shirt you pictured. Seriously. I want that. lol

Krissy said...

J.Day.. If you say so, but what you just spoke was pretty much Greek to me. LOL As for the shirt, I bet there's a link to buy one on Google images where I found the picture.

A Cajun Down Under said...

Very funny! Love the t-shirt!

Krissy said...

Thanks, Cajun. Glad to see you found your way to me! Loved your recent blog, so I'm sure I'll be bumping into you more often now.

Dad said...

The T-Shirt rocks!

Krissy said...

I knew I liked you for some reason, Dad. :)

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